Archive for June, 2006

Two guys at home depot

A young man and an old man are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”
The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking [...]

According to the Grand Forks Herald, a women forgot that her five-month-old child was in the vehicle, so she never dropped the baby off at the daycare. She was surprised when she went to pick the child up from the daycare and the workers said the baby had never been dropped off. The baby [...]

I have my Google Homepage setup to display news articles from various sources as well as RSS feeds and other useful data, so that I don’t have to check too many sites (the ultimate point of technology is to make us as lazy as possible, right?). This morning I saw an article about drunk [...]

Open up notepad and type this string: Bush hid the facts
Now, save the file (test.txt on your desktop is fine). Close notepad. Now reopen the file with notepad.
This is from a flaw with IsTextUnicode, a function that is supposed to… well, it’s pretty self-explanatory (provided you know what unicode is). I believe [...]

This is for those of you running webpages: psycheclone appears to be a fairly recent bot on the net (within the past month or so) that will follow every single link on your page (even unintelligently following javascript), trying to pick up e-mail addresses. You can use .htaccess to deny the ip range [...]