Gordaen’s Blog

It’s not because they stomp on the little guys. It’s not because they have so much control over our lives. It’s not because they give so much money to politicians who you wouldn’t trust to wash your car. I hate big businesses because they almost never buy good toilet paper. They always buy that cheap one-ply crap (beautiful word choice).

If I were to ever become so unfortunate as to have to deal with owning a business, I would be sure it had some decent toilet paper. It would be “quilted” with race cars and power tools, because guys are highly under-represented in the toilet paper embossing industry.