Archive for April, 2007
Reliving childhood excitement, I’ve been eating string cheese lately. Ah, those were the days, when the mere form of food could keep us entertained… On each package is a riddle with the answer inside. Today’s was “What did the belt get arrested for?” I started to think, “Sheesh, that’s harsh. [...]
No idea who originally wrote any of these; I received them in emails from friends. They were worth some chuckles, so I thought I’d share:
Wife: Honey… What are You Looking for ?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date.
I received an email recently with “Fwd: SMARTEST MAN IN AMERICA” being the subject. I should have known it wasn’t about any scientists or anything cool. It was simply a link to a YouTube video of a guy named Bob giving his take on the war in Iraq. He basically just slams [...]
I was just noticing that I haven’t pissed anyone off for at least a dozen blog entries, so I thought I’d pick up a hot topic. The N-word always seems to be in the news. Any time a white guys says the word, particularly one who fancies himself as a comedian, shit hits [...]
Apparently dinosaurs taste like chicken too. I bet the family combos fed a whole cave for weeks back then…
