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11: No fake, daily porn profiles (”I’m really shy but click on this link to see 500 naked pictures of me, because that’s totally believable!”)

10: Ability to actually be honest and add someone as “I don’t even know this person.”

9: MySpace: Microsoft-IIS. Facebook: Apache.

8: No giant annoying pictures on your wall

7: Ability to track users by feeds instead of a spam bulletin

6: No “If you repost this with the subject ‘I am an idiot,’ God will personally come down to Earth and give you a hug and 30 pieces of silver” messages/bulletins

5: Custom applications that integrate into profiles nicely

4: Profiles don’t take 30 minutes to load due to six music videos and a dozen songs playing at the same time

3: You don’t have to worry about a friend’s page triggering epileptic seizures

2: Average age > 18; average mental age > 16

And the number one reason: “Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group.”