Gordaen’s Blog

1. Fosters, Australian for Budweiser
2. The more students in the class, the less you have to go
3. High school friends really were just high school friends
4. There really isn’t a “popular group” after all and you can typically be yourself^*
5. The lower the degree someone has, the more s/he will help you
6. You can fit eight people into a small sedan after all
7. Police officers don’t find eight people in a small vehicle very entertaining
8. Construction is forever
9. Don’t drink the water in the fountain
10. Those art classes with the naked models always fill up fast
11. If it’s nice outside, you can always find an excuse to not go to class or work
12. Like, some words and phrases are said, like, way too much, you know?
13. The worse the movie, the more enjoyable it is with a large number of friends
14. You can get sick of Top Ramen after all
15. The less decisive you are about a major, the longer you have before you must pay back loans

^*Politicians never really learn this