Gordaen’s Blog

I cooked an extra hamburger patty last night. Today, I didn’t have the chance to eat a full lunch, so I microwaved the extra patty and had a cheeseburger. It was pretty much rubberized, but I’m thinking of opening a store called “Burger Jester.” The food would sometimes be microwaved, thus making it as tasty as any other fast food place, and sometimes it would actually just be a piece of rubber, maybe an old tire or something.

I suspect that someone will eat the rubber “joke burger” without realizing the difference. Since this is the US, that person would try to sue Burger Jester. Fortunately, the lawsuit would probably fail because the rubber is quite likely to be more nutritionally sound than the “burgers” that fast food places serve.