Gordaen's Blog

Future-me called, expressing his appreciation of my solid money management and lack of credit card debt. In reward, he let slip that Obama won the presidential election with John Edwards as his running mate, netting 56% of the popular vote. Surprisingly, Obama didn’t swear in using the Koran and his secret terrorist buddies haven’t taken over yet. Some witnesses did claim that he wore a flag lapel, making him a flip-flopper and thereby revealing the final sign of the apocalypse. Distant-future-me hasn’t called from after Armageddon, so I suspect that Hell doesn’t have the best cell phone reception. That’s probably a good thing though, because I’d hate to think I would get text-message spam while there.